1. Every Askari has a WARID line...you just go and ask him...
People have forever gotten pissed whenever i mentioned this interesting fact but it is the truth. And is there a problem if the akari has a Warid line??? So why are you all getting worked up about it.
2..if your boyfriend texts you while he is playing video games or PS, he is losing and needs consolation...in the reply, tell him he is a Winner in Christ.
3.Ramon film Productions is the best film production company in the world...and Captain Alex its flagship product says it all. Kudos Nakasuja Harriet for those beautiful graphics you gave us. I mean where in the world would you find action and comedy like that.
4.Rasta Rob should retire and go into agriculture-the man is old but somehow he is still hanging on to the remains of the entertainment industry...and in my opinion, it is not so great!
5.DSTV is not a veblen good. People who have decided to make it a service for the elite should just hide themselves and not come out till Jesus shows up. How can you even start making it a point to speak about MTV when you just tapped from the neighbors. I am talking to you who lives in a flat with your techniques of folding hangers and tapping signals-shameless child.
6.Safi is not to be tapped. In my high school days, i was very particular about sharing drinks that i had already sipped on. I happened to find a shop with Safi and decided to relieve my childhood until this rather bold girl came and asked me whether she could "tap" my Safi. Till this date i wonder how you get the balls to do somethings.
NB: Safi costs 300/=
7.Lady gaga is famous and I do not know who you are.
Nuff said
8."Well be back" is not English and it is not a cool thing to say...more so when your "summer" friend from UK lands. Just do not say those things and even add a smiley to make things worse. Just keep quiet and kee practicing the art of saying WELCOME BACK.
9.When you live in KIKONI ZONE B hostels, you cannot afford to kukaza the one in Nana. Allow peace and tranquility to take over your life.
10. You have gone to waste time in vibing and parking when you dress like that and lie to your parents that you have gone for fellowship at KPC...you're parents on the other hand have also lost interest in your future.
11. Your boyfriend is tired of you if he is listening to Single Ladies...he is just waiting for some one to man up and help the gentlemen too...perhaps Justin Bieber could work something out with his uncle Usher...yeeeah mehn!!
12. Even if you use fair and lovely a million times, you will not get the job like they prescribe in the ad! What you need is some school and better clothes.
13.Stewie Griffin is my brother!
14.Straight talk straightened me out!!!
14.Nate Dogg died today...and you need to pray for his soul
Grab me a bandana if you can.
People have forever gotten pissed whenever i mentioned this interesting fact but it is the truth. And is there a problem if the akari has a Warid line??? So why are you all getting worked up about it.
2..if your boyfriend texts you while he is playing video games or PS, he is losing and needs consolation...in the reply, tell him he is a Winner in Christ.
3.Ramon film Productions is the best film production company in the world...and Captain Alex its flagship product says it all. Kudos Nakasuja Harriet for those beautiful graphics you gave us. I mean where in the world would you find action and comedy like that.
4.Rasta Rob should retire and go into agriculture-the man is old but somehow he is still hanging on to the remains of the entertainment industry...and in my opinion, it is not so great!
5.DSTV is not a veblen good. People who have decided to make it a service for the elite should just hide themselves and not come out till Jesus shows up. How can you even start making it a point to speak about MTV when you just tapped from the neighbors. I am talking to you who lives in a flat with your techniques of folding hangers and tapping signals-shameless child.
6.Safi is not to be tapped. In my high school days, i was very particular about sharing drinks that i had already sipped on. I happened to find a shop with Safi and decided to relieve my childhood until this rather bold girl came and asked me whether she could "tap" my Safi. Till this date i wonder how you get the balls to do somethings.
NB: Safi costs 300/=
7.Lady gaga is famous and I do not know who you are.
Nuff said
8."Well be back" is not English and it is not a cool thing to say...more so when your "summer" friend from UK lands. Just do not say those things and even add a smiley to make things worse. Just keep quiet and kee practicing the art of saying WELCOME BACK.
9.When you live in KIKONI ZONE B hostels, you cannot afford to kukaza the one in Nana. Allow peace and tranquility to take over your life.
10. You have gone to waste time in vibing and parking when you dress like that and lie to your parents that you have gone for fellowship at KPC...you're parents on the other hand have also lost interest in your future.
11. Your boyfriend is tired of you if he is listening to Single Ladies...he is just waiting for some one to man up and help the gentlemen too...perhaps Justin Bieber could work something out with his uncle Usher...yeeeah mehn!!
12. Even if you use fair and lovely a million times, you will not get the job like they prescribe in the ad! What you need is some school and better clothes.
13.Stewie Griffin is my brother!
14.Straight talk straightened me out!!!
14.Nate Dogg died today...and you need to pray for his soul
Grab me a bandana if you can.
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