I am from a country where the levels of hope for better days are up there, but i tell you dear brethren, there are somethings where you have no hope, no excuse and you will leave in utter shame for the rest of your life.
1.How do you explain intellectual property theft???? The other day this young man was explaining how he had been all around the world and you know, in my Ugandanness i decided to believe a little..until i just saw some movie things in the mix...a mixture of Gossip Girl, Beverly Hills 90210 and all those glamor-is-all-there-is shows!! i felt robbed. My time. I had misused my hearing abilities. in my stupidity, i said, :eh you guy-that is like a Chuck Bass story!"-i've not heard from him since. I am not naive. In fact i just thought that you know, since we are not 4 anymore, that people wouldnt be bragging about TV stories...even us at our home we have a TV and a DVD player-i watch the stuff too.
2.Stealing your bestfriend's boyfriend: Now as cliche as this sounds, some people have created a way to relieve themselves of the guilt as they undertake such activities. But honestly we have been friends since pre school, i am sorry for stealing your nib pencil, but i dont think that measures up to boyfriend theft...and these people who are all about....MY FRIENDS MUST MEET MY MAN..after 2 weeks of dating the man, haaaa you will be fine, dont worry because he will see the hot legs of Nambi and divert your phone calls...you will be in some serious disco lights dancing alone.
3.People love to plait their hair...the hairstyles are too many but my point is....do not explain when the artificial hair is floating on the natural hair. Do not even start. No Money?? ah ah no papa...telling lies!! Just stay with the short hair if the long hair is going to stress us the viewers and cause you to lie.
4.......ya X is my cuz...yiiii only after you see their profile pic on facebook looking GUREAYT. As for you, even the clan leaders should excommunicate you. Your family ties are conditioned....do not explain, I SAY stay silent!
5.Google is alive and kicking. My friend Bob decided to update his status update today..."In My Head, I see you are the one for me..Oh Gad I love this song by Derulo." I am not the best person to ask about music but even me i just saw lies...please there is no future for you in American Idols. How can you lie to the general public like that? Shameless boy.
6.Even after AXE has undertaken an extensive advertising program, the boy decides to smell like that....i dont even know what to refer that to...HOW NOW??? You know you expire fast but you decide to leave the house without showering and having some fragrance on you-and then you complain that ABAWALA TEBAKULABAWO...how can they??? NEVER..i'd choose to be blind!
7.when you have been to the UK for 1 day and 34 minutes in your entire life-but your accent after the trip is like you have been there for 2 more days. ....Ghetto things on top of that...-what do you have to say for yourself??? Anything?? .....ya i didnt think so!
8.When you watch a movie before everyone else...ya..good for you...props...eh you cool child of Gad-but please walk like a sane person. What makes you think you are a MANSTER???? do you know the square root of 67?? Now act like a Manster if you know it!
I will expose those who dont change accordingly
LOL jus kiddin'...but seriously....dont make me do this!
1.How do you explain intellectual property theft???? The other day this young man was explaining how he had been all around the world and you know, in my Ugandanness i decided to believe a little..until i just saw some movie things in the mix...a mixture of Gossip Girl, Beverly Hills 90210 and all those glamor-is-all-there-is shows!! i felt robbed. My time. I had misused my hearing abilities. in my stupidity, i said, :eh you guy-that is like a Chuck Bass story!"-i've not heard from him since. I am not naive. In fact i just thought that you know, since we are not 4 anymore, that people wouldnt be bragging about TV stories...even us at our home we have a TV and a DVD player-i watch the stuff too.
2.Stealing your bestfriend's boyfriend: Now as cliche as this sounds, some people have created a way to relieve themselves of the guilt as they undertake such activities. But honestly we have been friends since pre school, i am sorry for stealing your nib pencil, but i dont think that measures up to boyfriend theft...and these people who are all about....MY FRIENDS MUST MEET MY MAN..after 2 weeks of dating the man, haaaa you will be fine, dont worry because he will see the hot legs of Nambi and divert your phone calls...you will be in some serious disco lights dancing alone.
3.People love to plait their hair...the hairstyles are too many but my point is....do not explain when the artificial hair is floating on the natural hair. Do not even start. No Money?? ah ah no papa...telling lies!! Just stay with the short hair if the long hair is going to stress us the viewers and cause you to lie.
4.......ya X is my cuz...yiiii only after you see their profile pic on facebook looking GUREAYT. As for you, even the clan leaders should excommunicate you. Your family ties are conditioned....do not explain, I SAY stay silent!
5.Google is alive and kicking. My friend Bob decided to update his status update today..."In My Head, I see you are the one for me..Oh Gad I love this song by Derulo." I am not the best person to ask about music but even me i just saw lies...please there is no future for you in American Idols. How can you lie to the general public like that? Shameless boy.
6.Even after AXE has undertaken an extensive advertising program, the boy decides to smell like that....i dont even know what to refer that to...HOW NOW??? You know you expire fast but you decide to leave the house without showering and having some fragrance on you-and then you complain that ABAWALA TEBAKULABAWO...how can they??? NEVER..i'd choose to be blind!
7.when you have been to the UK for 1 day and 34 minutes in your entire life-but your accent after the trip is like you have been there for 2 more days. ....Ghetto things on top of that...-what do you have to say for yourself??? Anything?? .....ya i didnt think so!
8.When you watch a movie before everyone else...ya..good for you...props...eh you cool child of Gad-but please walk like a sane person. What makes you think you are a MANSTER???? do you know the square root of 67?? Now act like a Manster if you know it!
I will expose those who dont change accordingly
LOL jus kiddin'...but seriously....dont make me do this!
Anna I swear this thing has killed me!!!!!!!!!
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