Thursday, 24 March 2011

GET WITH THE PROGRAM

So uhm, a lot of changes in K-town. A new pork joint just opened near my house!!! GAD, So long Ntinda. These people are going to be buried in purofits!!! NONSTAAP....wait there is a gym in Kireka sub parish..NICE...so after over indulgence i can swing my 200kg and 55mg over there and fix up...look sharp.

There is a new mayor in town...Eliasi Lufaayaster Lukwagmaaya Lukwago aka Lookie Lookie...Erias da man..to some people. The town must be a theatre full of comedy. I adore that man. I see an airport,5 Kiosks, 2 water pipes, 3 more pork joints,a Nokia outlet and 2 more flyovers in him. Best lawyer i have ever seen. I can imagine him, his noise and his N-series(the one he advertised in new Vision sometime back..."see, my N-Series from NOKIA and i love it because it is soooooo gooooood to me"...just imagine these three just enjoying the office, dancing with the stars like the previous one...on that show he danced with Desire Luhips Luzinda, and him shouting out a clear ELO GEE(LG-Life's Good)....Lookie is so dope like Dope Boy Fresh.


We also have a new prezdo...he is fairly new...ok not quite...but uh just know we voted and we have a new president. He shares a name with the previous one. He is also Musical.and has been seen in High School Musical 2-that guy at the shop...you may have noticed or not...but me i'm telling you..oh don't tease me I'm not Haitian and no its not Wyclef Jean...but this one is even better than Wyclef...this one he has to do a collabo with Dr. Dre because he has such flow in his rwap, he even won 5 KORA awards and one award from Sing for cash on KFM....i think they gave him airtime because after he texted and called everybody to thank them for their support...Tusker Project Fame is a dream he always had lurking somewhere in his head as he lay down in the night....but this time it was right infront of him....let's pray that he keeps em jams coming!


There is a man doing something mean to 2011....Enygma!! Excuse me sir, I want an autograph, some shades and some on your brain. Should i extend my chair and you whisper some words of wisdom to me...and that madam KEKO, she has refused to add me as a friend on Hi5...how else does she expect us to communicate??

M.U.T.E-i want to be a producer..a music producer...have you had the beats that come from M.U.T.E...first leave this Washingtontingdis warevers....ya they are ok but ME I AM SAYING....have you listened to those samples from M.U.T.E???? answer me now!!! well if you haven't, you should feel bad...have a bad day, hate everyone around you...and then listen. TALENT 2 fifitay 6 my friends in excess..they have a studio( like those photo studios...no sorry the music ones...like that one in PRESS IRRUP-Sean Paul...somewhere...and they can be found on Facebook, flickr and blogspot..and there are 3 boys who started it...in the summer as they run into the sunset together..Movie jazz just...but i swear thats what their info says on facebook..just go check em out....btw you guys i need a job. I realised i know a thing or two about singing.... :)


Eh i remembered there is this station called KFM..and they had this program recently to as if increase the number of radio waves in the air because they realised the youth liked Bob FM-the country music station better...ya thats how boring they were....so they got Freddie and all other members with some rare accents and thingied like a promo....Kampalanews.com shows some of them doing the K Dance...shamelessly...and the onlookers weren't quite moved by these Love is wicked whines...so i guess we goin to enjoy Bob and Kennay Loja for a while.

Also on kampalanews.com...walahi its a real site im not forging things here....a question is being asked by all the people in UN, my home, John Speke and sons- why isn't there an African University in the top 100 Universities in the world????? visit the site and leave your comments...as.for me, i am still tthinking up mine!!

Ramon film productions hired one of the guards at Uchumi or Garden City or i dont know to be part of their cast in their new movie RESCUE TEAM. Buy the DVD from Nakayemba's shop...shop number 4B. I think this one is better than Who Killed Captain Alex because there is as if a mzungu somewhere. But if you can't buy the DVD, Bukede and TOP TV never ever disappoint...just wait for like 4 days...you will see Nakasujja Harriet the graphics designer telling you..UP NEXT is a movie i personally put together with my own hands and intelligence...STAY TUNED.

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