Sometimes you just cannot say anything but the truth;
1. when your friend, Immaculate spent 50 billion seconds of her time and 20,000/=( a rather generous amount) on her top, i do not think you can even open your mouth hurling insults at the ugliness in front of you. Just take it in and smile sheepishly if you can.
2.sometimes i hate facebook because some people upload pics and you see the friends commenting....nice stuff, nice smile, nice teeth...but you can see how they must feel in the ellipsis they add at the end. To be honest, i'd like to say that wama dear you look stunning but then the users of the word Nice are too many, my usage of too many words could create suspicion hence thus therefore selling out the cows that started it
3.when i do not play Golf, even if you stole the Golf Clubs from Tiger woods while he was still sexually inactive, I WONT LIKE THE IDEA. but i will smile and wave and thank and hug and perhaps peck you for your thoughtfulness.
4.when you meet your ex with his cartoon of a girlfriend...do not twist your face-they may take it for hard core jealousy and then you will cause her to smile and lets say that story may not end right...because instead of smiling back you might roll on the floor laughing and from the jealosu ex you may become the ex that ended up in a mental facility.
5.if your friend has really been practicing this song and sings it to you and asks you whether they should drive for the Tusker Project fame auditions.....when you also know that the judges could die from that noise, just smile, clap at the end, look amazed, do everything but say NIGGA STAY HOME,YOU CAN'T SING ISH.
Moral of the post: Make it a point to make people smile....kick HARSHNESS out
1. when your friend, Immaculate spent 50 billion seconds of her time and 20,000/=( a rather generous amount) on her top, i do not think you can even open your mouth hurling insults at the ugliness in front of you. Just take it in and smile sheepishly if you can.
2.sometimes i hate facebook because some people upload pics and you see the friends commenting....nice stuff, nice smile, nice teeth...but you can see how they must feel in the ellipsis they add at the end. To be honest, i'd like to say that wama dear you look stunning but then the users of the word Nice are too many, my usage of too many words could create suspicion hence thus therefore selling out the cows that started it
3.when i do not play Golf, even if you stole the Golf Clubs from Tiger woods while he was still sexually inactive, I WONT LIKE THE IDEA. but i will smile and wave and thank and hug and perhaps peck you for your thoughtfulness.
4.when you meet your ex with his cartoon of a girlfriend...do not twist your face-they may take it for hard core jealousy and then you will cause her to smile and lets say that story may not end right...because instead of smiling back you might roll on the floor laughing and from the jealosu ex you may become the ex that ended up in a mental facility.
5.if your friend has really been practicing this song and sings it to you and asks you whether they should drive for the Tusker Project fame auditions.....when you also know that the judges could die from that noise, just smile, clap at the end, look amazed, do everything but say NIGGA STAY HOME,YOU CAN'T SING ISH.
Moral of the post: Make it a point to make people smile....kick HARSHNESS out
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