This is probably how it went down

Drake sees Brown at the club

Drake: Yo Chris I thought you had the stomach flu or something? You tryin to bail on my slumber party or what?

Chris: I was sick…and then I wasn't sick..ok. Calm your brows man, Calm your brows

Drake: TF did you say? *phone vibrates*

Chris; saved by the buzz

Drake on the phone; " hahahaha I know you want it in the worst way. I know I know I know and its not even your birthday ah yeah ah yeah trust issues…sorry I don't know why I do that…be at yours in 20"

Chris: That Robin?

Drake: you think

Chris; That's cold.

Drake; you want to know whats cold, this bottle of Cristal

Chris; TF did u do that for?

Rochelle; Oh my God imma sue you guys that bottle just cut right through my back.

Drake: your too loud man.

Meek Mill; ok I don't think im reppin Philly right by standing next to the two of you.

Drake; Yeah  yeah we all got nuff love for home shut up. TF would you name yourself Meek Mill anyway?

Meek Mill:hold up  imma tweet this shit. Tweets *it wasn't me (shaggy voice)…LOL

Rochelle;my friend's suing too.

Drake; do you want me to be proud of your friend too?

Chris Brown; Im bleeding, hold my cam for me man gotta look real bloody in this one * hands camera to the nearly dead body guard

Drake; want some Ketchup to go with that so they know its real

Chris; No imma tag your name so you know its real

Meek Mill; ooooooooooh

Drake; y'all just a bunch of annoying bums.

Meek Mill: hey Drake can we take a pic together jus so people know we cool. No duck lips though

Drake; last nerve Meek…las nerve

Meek Mill; okay okay you do your duck face thing jus hurry place is getting rowdy.

Chris Brown; anyway you guys I gotta bounce…text me when you get any info on our ratings…tell Robin im thinking about a remix for Cockiness. Don't leave that part out Drake…don't

Drake; yeah relax. Xo…oh shit Cameras….Later Chris…OVOXO….xoxxoxoxoxoxo….hugs
Reactions;
Beyonce; who is this Meek Mill individual?
Big Sean; ….and they say I’m too fake…smh
Roscoe Dash; I’ll blast them on Twitter. This is so serious
Marilyn Manson; O_O