Since school's been out and i have stayed away from UG madness this summer, I have been graced with a book of lessons this holiday.
1.Prayer is the trick all day errday errday (Big Sean voice).
2.No we can't get much higher...Voila...you have your answer
3.Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany. i don't know what feelings i am evoking from the reader. Let's see, how does this work? " Hey Tiff! 'sup Tiff Tiffy how does it feel playing George Putnam?"
4. Wendy Williams is not a man
5.In football, the gundi- the goalkeeper can score for his team (Bayern Munich vs. Chelsea). Did you know that? ok i didn't but u who isnt surprised as i am because you are the Arsenal FC captain according to your village people shouldnt judge me.
6.If i had friends like the one Nicki Minaj has, i'd drop them like a hot potato. you cant rock errthing...for example that bikini in Starships is more than a fashion atrocity...but then again its Mama Roman...but maybe sometimes all you need is some Jesus clothes and sandals. Cover Up!
7.Never watch 1000 ways to die while/before eating.
8.The wrath of Akabanga. i first tasted Akabanga about 2 years ago but it wasnt as potent as what i had a couple of days back. 3 drops of that stuff and you'll order for "anything ON THE ROCKS". the other thing is you have to be alert, you cant sip someone's Fanta or Sprite while eating food with Akabanga.
9.Rajon Rondo likes me. he wants to marry me when his contract is up....so i heard! :)
10.Due to the 28 hours my day has, i have a lot of time on my hands to greet. i really have a thing for greeting. Explains my Muganda roots.
11.You cant sit back and expect life to work itself out. That feeling of accomplishment is beyond amazing.
12.If you are attacked by an unknown being, for example if the attacker shows interest in one boob, i can help you identify you're attacker. do not let your boob's assault go unavenged. If the attacker is short, its definately a woman.
13.Sometimes hiding from the world= BEST DECISION EVER
14.not only can you find gold in Africa, you can also find women called Goldie.
15.Loading of guns in the Battle of Waterloo was more hectic than getting a 41,000 score in Snake Xenzia.
16.Rick Ross' net worth is 20 million dollars. Drake's net worth is 16 mil. Ciara's net worth is 16.5 mil. Ciara is worth more than Drizzy Drake...Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. *im sorry*
17."In Vini Veritus" is not applicable at all times LIKE IT OUGHT TO. Some people just unleash Jackie Chan movies and Gossip Girl season 1.
18.If you eat fried potatoes, rice, chicken and chapatis everyday, in 3 months you may find yourself on the album cover of Port of Miami as the original artist's double.
19. Rick Ross, by the way may i remind you, is worth 20 mil. Seriously after all those shout outs, all that noise, i thought it was like one hundred thousand nine hundred billion million!
20. You can't afford to meet confused people on a hot sunny day-about 40° because there is nothing worse than hiding frustration and irritation and choking on sarcasm.
21. There is a new boda guy at the Bweyogerere stage called Drake. for real. That's my newest homie and the best part is he rides for his 'niggas' oooooooh!
22.Buy more than 1: it has been an uphill task moving up and down every 2 days to purchase rye bread.
23.The people i've "met" this holiday- the lesson being its never too late to make amazing new friends.
24.Only you can make you happy. You have brains in your head. you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction.
so i guess you're thinking-This is not a book of lessons?....well...dont spoil my day, i dont have an answer to thay. Good day!
xxxx
me
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