You know when you watch too many movies and start thinking...wait a minute-my life's a movie too! But then you think about the cheerleader and no, you dont look like Claire Bennet. so you think perhaps i am that girl that no one looks at...and yes it sorta matches only you have friends-not exactly the ultra cool ones but at least you have friends. The problem with all this TV stuff is after looking at Megan Fox swing her head and her gorgeous hair in her beautiful face, her curvy body and all that, you want to hit the gym but then a month later, you dont have the sparkly eyes, full lips and beautiful waist.
I am one of those people who take pride in eating comfort food even when i dont really need it. So, what happens is you get fat, then everyone gets all up in your business about it, your favorite top doesnt fit you right and the boys look the other way when you pass by. Good grief...even the pretty face wont do because you possibly do have a fat neck so even looking at the facial area is a sad experience. Isnt it just sad?? And then when you turn the TV on, its Audrina Partridge advertising burgers...that's just cold.
So i have devised a plan to make fat me feel better about myself while others strut their Kate Moss bodies:
1. Listen to Oasis-Dont look back in Anger. All fat black women in the movies tend to pick on Thandie Newton size and smaller ladies. I think i should just make more thin friends. Goddamit i just sent Charlie Sheen's housekeeper a friend request....i am cheating but what the hell i need to know there are others out there like me...who cant be comfortable in a swim suit store.
2. buy a lot of dresses: Never miss the summer sales. here you can buy all the dresses that wont even show your fat. Oh wait-im embracing my size so no no no get the dresses that well, identify my size but then again accentuate the remains of my figure.
3.Drink more water: and do it in public. Perhaps the public needs to know that im really making an effort to lose a few pounds. so i need to be seen drinking some water as i walk down Brigade road!
4.Watch a lot of Gossip Girl. Blair's housekeeper makes me happy. Fat people have an air of kindness and motherliness. they provide warm hugs for the hungry and skinny collectively known as Thin people. they may not have fat speeches to make you feel better but they sure do have great embraces.
5.change my ringtone to Big Girls You Are Beautiful-MIKA
6. keep my eyes off the video of Beautiful-Christina Aguilera. How depressing! no those people aren't exactly acceptable in society. Do not pick them from wherever you pick them and dramatize their pain. That is just the saddest thing i ever watched.
I already feel better! :)
XX
Coco
I am one of those people who take pride in eating comfort food even when i dont really need it. So, what happens is you get fat, then everyone gets all up in your business about it, your favorite top doesnt fit you right and the boys look the other way when you pass by. Good grief...even the pretty face wont do because you possibly do have a fat neck so even looking at the facial area is a sad experience. Isnt it just sad?? And then when you turn the TV on, its Audrina Partridge advertising burgers...that's just cold.
So i have devised a plan to make fat me feel better about myself while others strut their Kate Moss bodies:
1. Listen to Oasis-Dont look back in Anger. All fat black women in the movies tend to pick on Thandie Newton size and smaller ladies. I think i should just make more thin friends. Goddamit i just sent Charlie Sheen's housekeeper a friend request....i am cheating but what the hell i need to know there are others out there like me...who cant be comfortable in a swim suit store.
2. buy a lot of dresses: Never miss the summer sales. here you can buy all the dresses that wont even show your fat. Oh wait-im embracing my size so no no no get the dresses that well, identify my size but then again accentuate the remains of my figure.
3.Drink more water: and do it in public. Perhaps the public needs to know that im really making an effort to lose a few pounds. so i need to be seen drinking some water as i walk down Brigade road!
4.Watch a lot of Gossip Girl. Blair's housekeeper makes me happy. Fat people have an air of kindness and motherliness. they provide warm hugs for the hungry and skinny collectively known as Thin people. they may not have fat speeches to make you feel better but they sure do have great embraces.
5.change my ringtone to Big Girls You Are Beautiful-MIKA
6. keep my eyes off the video of Beautiful-Christina Aguilera. How depressing! no those people aren't exactly acceptable in society. Do not pick them from wherever you pick them and dramatize their pain. That is just the saddest thing i ever watched.
I already feel better! :)
XX
Coco
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